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A new low for spam titles

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

Admittedly, I’ve been getting some doosies, but this one caught me right.

SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3″ INSTANTLY different

Whether it’s the colorful euphemisms, the subtle ‘leet speak, the Bayesian-confounding (well, attempted confounding anyway) misspellings or the implied condescension, it adds up to a hilarious and ridiculous attempt. Especially considering they’d probably simply mail out a 5 pound weight and a short length of string if you fell for it. Not that I’d know.