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WWVD?
Darth Vader Personality Quiz 1. In social situations I… hang around in the periphery, never really joining in the flow of the event. choose a small group of friends to speak with, but stick closely with them. mingle comfortably among all attendees. become the life of the party, relishing being the center of attention. crush the trachea of dissenters using only [...]
LOTR: Return Of The King Trailer
Soiling oneself is considered impolite in a work environment. Please note that this is a BitTorrent link. If you don’t have BitTorrent and you do not use it as God intended, you are an unapologetic, leeching leper. Just FYI.
Weekend movie roundup
Quick tidbits on the movies Cat and I viewed this weekend while the chalupa slept. Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines - better than anticipated. I can’t say too much, because Javahead hasn’t seen it yet and I’d hate to spoil his fun. Suffice it to say that the ending is… interesting. Oh, and Kristanna Loken [...]
Blasphemous Sacrilege!
Now “The Yeti”:http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000715.html has done it. Blockquothe the bastard: Another genre of film that I can see once a year and enjoy is the Big Animated Movie Ostensibly For Children, and this summer it was Finding Nemo. I’ve been a big fan of Pixar dating back to the days when you could only see their flicks [...]
Should I See “Bad Boys II” Or Pound My Nose Against A Tree?
Survey says my nose is going to have a rough weekend. “I saw this movie on a triple-dog dare. I wish I had opted to wait six months so I could stick my tongue to a flagpole in the freezing cold for an hour. A cinematic fist to the groin.” — Collin Souter, EFILMCRITIC.COM “This is [...]
Interview with Hulk
Interviewer: Today I’m talking with The Hulk. Thanks for joining us today. Hulk: What is it with you media dolts? Look carefully at the title on the poster. Go on, I’ll wait. Think hard. Is there any remote sign of a definite article preceding the word “Hulk”? Hmm? *Hulk calmly lifts a nearby boulder and quietly [...]
Y tu mama tambien
Eek. Eeeeeek. I believe I am well within my rights to say I was never that wild. Nor have I — at last check — ever masturbated with a friend at the end of a diving board. And let’s not even get to that final, fateful, drunken “orgy”, shall we? Gracias. I mean, just when [...]
Unfaithful
So, the Head let us borrow Unfaithful, a movie that Cat and I swore that we didn’t want to see but wound up seeing anyway. One of her friends loved it, Javahead and Mrs. Javahead cringed when we mentioned it, but still wanted us to see it… I knew precisely what to expect, or so [...]
