http://www.coldforged.org enjoying life so you don't have to Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:19:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/05/oh-my-goodness-say-it-isnt-so/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/05/oh-my-goodness-say-it-isnt-so/#comments Wed, 05 May 2010 20:44:41 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1696 another scandal involving an ultra-conservative, family-values, anti-gay crusader with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar. I know, right? I'm glad that the ultra-conservatives are getting all these obvious outliers out of the way so the good work can keep vigorously stroking forward once they're all gone. I mean surely this guy is the last of them, right? The ones that are left are obviously appropriately staunch, cock-hating puritans. Man, hypocrisy is so sexy.]]> another scandal involving an ultra-conservative, family-values, anti-gay crusader with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar. I know, right? I'm glad that the ultra-conservatives are getting all these obvious outliers out of the way so the good work can keep vigorously stroking forward once they're all gone. I mean surely this guy is the last of them, right? The ones that are left are obviously appropriately staunch, cock-hating puritans. Man, hypocrisy is so sexy.]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/05/oh-my-goodness-say-it-isnt-so/feed/ 0 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/04/a-prelude-to-understanding/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/04/a-prelude-to-understanding/#comments Tue, 04 May 2010 15:09:24 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1689 this and I understood. I'm so thankful for my b!tch, I should go get some hugs up in that mutha.]]> this and I understood. I'm so thankful for my b!tch, I should go get some hugs up in that mutha.]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/04/a-prelude-to-understanding/feed/ 0 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/03/alert-the-press-oh-wait/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/03/alert-the-press-oh-wait/#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 21:36:03 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1684 People's "Is Gwyneth Paltrow Feuding with Scarlett Johansson?" story into my "Recommended Items" in Google Reader tickles my "What The Fuckometer" right up to the stops. Then again it thinks I dig Bill O'Reilly as well. Methinks monkeys are at the wheel.]]> People's "Is Gwyneth Paltrow Feuding with Scarlett Johansson?" story into my "Recommended Items" in Google Reader tickles my "What The Fuckometer" right up to the stops. Then again it thinks I dig Bill O'Reilly as well. Methinks monkeys are at the wheel.]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/05/03/alert-the-press-oh-wait/feed/ 0 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/30/grandmas-gonna-hafta-choke-a-bitch/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/30/grandmas-gonna-hafta-choke-a-bitch/#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:52:08 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1674 hell yes. "I can't believe how hard it is to break somebody's neck," she said. "I just kept choking him until he couldn't talk. I thought he'd at least faint." Lesson: don't jack this 70-year-old lady's van.]]> hell yes. "I can't believe how hard it is to break somebody's neck," she said. "I just kept choking him until he couldn't talk. I thought he'd at least faint." Lesson: don't jack this 70-year-old lady's van.]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/30/grandmas-gonna-hafta-choke-a-bitch/feed/ 2 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/27/oh-sulu-you-crack-me-up/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/27/oh-sulu-you-crack-me-up/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:57:01 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1651 die laughing I take no responsibility.]]> die laughing I take no responsibility.]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/27/oh-sulu-you-crack-me-up/feed/ 0 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/21/from-freaky-to-awesome-in-45-seconds/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/21/from-freaky-to-awesome-in-45-seconds/#comments Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:40:13 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1604 robotic mouth. That robotic mouth perfected. This makes me love the internet.]]> robotic mouth. That robotic mouth perfected. This makes me love the internet.]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/21/from-freaky-to-awesome-in-45-seconds/feed/ 0 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/21/sounds-like-my-place/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/21/sounds-like-my-place/#comments Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:36:27 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1602 Interesting place, no?]]> Interesting place, no?]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/21/sounds-like-my-place/feed/ 0 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/20/most-useful-soundboard-ever/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/20/most-useful-soundboard-ever/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:40:37 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1600 this is the greatest soundboard ever. Bookmarked. Oh so very bookmarked.]]> this is the greatest soundboard ever. Bookmarked. Oh so very bookmarked.]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/20/most-useful-soundboard-ever/feed/ 0 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/08/great-photo-caption-or-greatest-photo-caption/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/08/great-photo-caption-or-greatest-photo-caption/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:20:02 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1531 Great photo caption or greatest photo caption?]]> Great photo caption or greatest photo caption?]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/04/08/great-photo-caption-or-greatest-photo-caption/feed/ 0 http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/03/02/the-game-of-thrones-series-is-on/ http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/03/02/the-game-of-thrones-series-is-on/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:40:56 +0000 ColdForged http://www.coldforged.org/?p=1423 It's been greenlighted! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (breathe) HAHAHA... (thump)]]> It's been greenlighted! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (breathe) HAHAHA... (thump)]]> http://www.coldforged.org/archives/2010/03/02/the-game-of-thrones-series-is-on/feed/ 0