Archive for the Asides Category

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Who knew that Mister T was such a fashion maven?

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"And right then," Knox said, "I heard, 'Excuse me, would it be OK if we carried her around and she touched each bag?'" Sportsmanship defined.

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Web-based sequence diagram generator. Whoda thunk? Next thing you know you'll be able to buy stuff online.

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"If you're going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm." Truly a different outlook on life.

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This has to qualify as one of the cruelest office pranks ever.

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DailyLit will send a book to you a piece at a time on a schedule you set via email or RSS. There's free and for-pay books. Now I can catch up on my classics.

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If I ever get bored, remind me not to make a doodle of Mohammed.

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WHEN! CATS! ATTACK!

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Edge has an excellent article up about Bungie.

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George R. R. Martin's phenomenal series, "A Song of Ice and Fire", is set to become a series running on HBO. Schoolchildren don't get this giddy.

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I would travel far and wide to see The Police. It may yet happen.

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A simply gorgeous takeoff on Saints Row bugs.

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"My concern is that if you do not upload the images again I might have to contact my lawyer..." My concern is that there are people that think this way.

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"You park like an asshole." Old idea well-executed. Even has PDFs of "notices" you can leave on asshole's cars. I'm going to print a load of them, I think.

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A hint: next time leave the dog in the car, not the kid.

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! I think that guy's the real deal.

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Poor Asimo.

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Apparently his father felt his mother had superb hygiene.

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This story reminds me of my father. That saddens me like you wouldn't believe.

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What Ariel was always really thinking.

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An actual test of a driver on pot. The results may surprise you.

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Wii Golf is a fine tool for training children in the necessary skills to tackle the sport.

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Now we hear the PS3 can't even scale 720p games to 1080i. This from the company that harshed on the Xbox 360 as not being "high definition" because it didn't support 1080p. Burn Sony, burn.

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I'll wait for the price drop -- the going rate is around $200,000 -- but damned if there isn't an autonomous sentry gun on the market. Aliens showed just how effective they are... as long as they have ammo.

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Oldie but goodie, Halo 101: Etiquette Tips for Online.

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Similar to my own Xbox 360 High Definition and HD-DVD FAQ, Monkeyboy has posted a Nintendo Wii High Definition FAQ.

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"Gears of War brings nothing in terms of innovation to the shooter... Like, zero." - Alain Tascan, general manager for EA Montreal. EA complaining about a lack of innovation? Sounds a lot like the religious right complaining about a lack of tolerance for their views.

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Simply brilliant Rumsfeld sendoff.

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The Damned Dirty Apes have returned! Fear the monstrous, ill-focused eyes of the hideously misshapen Will Ferrel!

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Of mexican midgets and murder.

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