The Democratic National Convention! Honestly, I haven’t witnessed this much verbal fellatio since… hmm, I can’t think of a comparable example. I actually think Gore is right, to be honest. I think we’ve got the beginnings of the end with global warming if we don’t do something drastic and do it now. But that doesn’t necessarily mean I need to see everyone in Hollywood kowtow in abject subservience to him. It was both nauseating and laughable and I really have to wonder how the whole thing came off to the red states. Do they broadcast the Oscars in red states?
Oh. Right. I live in a red state. Well that’s disheartening.
Just remember the remarkable words of Melissa Etheridge: we don’t live in red or blue states, we live in green states. Praise Gaea.


Word to the mother EARTHeridge! http://www.melissaetheridge.com/