As you can see over at the right — well, at least right now, though it won’t last long — I’m currently reading the last of the released Harry Potter books. Fun stuff, that. I’m really enjoying them.
So, a couple of months ago, right around the time Half-Blood Prince was released as a matter of fact, I’m idling on the #wordpress IRC channel and somebody has a layout question. They post a link to their site. The topmost entry on their blog is a giant, 72-point type spoiler for the book. Those of you who have read the book probably know the gist of the spoiler. I was moderately irate.
What kind of mouth-breathing, ass-sniffing child fondler thinks it’s humorous to ruin other peoples’ fun? The spoiler was certainly accurate enough, and when I got to that part in the book today I can’t say I was surprised. I can imagine the shock I would have had had this no-brain neanderthal not thought it the height of hilarity to be a tiny-penised piece of filth.
Hey, forgotten cretin, I have a spoiler for you: you’ll die alone, penniless and still underwhelming in bed.
2 Responses to ““HAHAHA!!!1 I AM A JOOVENYLE!!11″”
Given that you have gotten “up to speed”, I’ve got a few ideas as to where the last book will go that I would love to bounce around. Probably off line and via email would be best…
Yes, I can imagine what the spoiler was and that sucks.
But can you blame me for convulsing with laughter (and getting weird looks from my cow-orkers) at the string of insults on this post ? This is simply hilarious.