You’ve heard about it. Hell, your aging mother probably heard about it from the neighbors. The media and politicians are certainly up in arms about it. What is “it?” It’s the “hot coffee” mod for Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas of course, a hack that allows infants to view — hold yourself — polygons that look vaguely human doing things that look vaguely like sex acts. I know! It’s almost unconscionable!
Of course everyone from Oprah to Hilary Clinton is calling for investigations, rules, restrictions and heads. Parent groups are hoping for summary executions as far as I can tell. “What about the children? What if little Suzie somehow gets access to this and sees someone getting blown?!”
Hi folks. What was little Suzie doing with a Mature labeled game anyway? This isn’t like buying Spongebob Squarepants’ Underwater Adventure and unlocking a secret “SPONGEBOB SLIPPERY SLIDING SODOMY” minigame. The GTA series is all about beating and killing cops and pedestrians, banging hookers and killing them afterward and doing essentially as many virtual illegal things as you can fit in a day. But, someone figures out there’s sex in the game and people lose their skulls.
Reminds me of another incident. What a vast group of fussybodies and nitwits.
