Yeah, so it’s Tuesday and not Monday and I missed last week to boot. That’s fine though, Netflix is still there waiting for me like an old friend with particularly poor taste in film.
- Reform School Girl – If it isn’t soft-core porn it should be.
- Through The Back Door – If it isn’t hard-core porn it should be.
- CZW: Combat Zone Wrestling: Ultraviolent Tournament of Death – Wasn’t that in A Bug’s Life? Oh, that was “Flaming Death.” I always get those confused.
- The Lone Gunmen: The Complete Series – If you can fit the complete series on a 3 disc set, you’re not doing too well.
- Get Thee Behind Me – “… and make with the humping!”
- Ripe – If this isn’t soft-co… oh wait, it is!
- The Texican – Color me unsurprised that this flick has an ex-sheriff named “Jess.”
- The Greatest American Hero: Season 2 – The Blond Afro flies again!
- You Can Dance: Nightclub – When you use the phrase “trip the light fantastic” in your movie summary you’re stretching. Besides, all you need is the “White Man’s Overbite” and you can tackle any dance floor.
- Gerry and the Pacemakers: Live at the Pavilion Theatre Glasgow 1990 – The Pacemakers? Talk about not shooting high with your expectations. I think there’s ample market for “Pete and the Narcoleptic Nodders.”
- Wildest Craziest Parties & Events – Not only wildest but also craziest! According to the summary there’s “some crazy-ass footage” that’s “waaaaay off the hook,” dawg!
- Big Boy Rides Again – If this isn’t gay porn…
April 5, 2005
• Posted in: Hopefully Humor
