Among the more ill-advised Google searches that has led people to my little corner of the woods, this one comes in near the top.
I’m thinking that if Google leverages this right they could integrate the newly announced Google Maps project with these kinds of searches to help these poor souls who are just trying to score some quality blow in unfamiliar locales. For instance, we get 9 hits on crack houses in my zip-code and with the simply phenomenal driving directions people would have no excuse not to further their addictions.
Here are some other searches that seem ripe for leveraging.
- Osama Bin Laden can be found in either Kansas or Oklahoma. Someone should forward this relevant intelligence to the proper authorities so we can be done with the whole matter.
- Oddly, George Walker Bush can be found in precisely the same place. Conspiracy theorists, engage!
- I can happily report that brothels are making a comeback in my city. Sadly though communists are gaining ground as well in the nefarious form of churches. The horror.
- Happiness is available in spades here in Cary, though the primary result is from a doctor. You thought it was money that made happiness, it’s elective surgery.
- Equally disappointing is the fact that there’s only one place to go nearby for giant boobies… and unfortunately you seem to have to overlook a fairly stout goatee to get to the goods.
- The local women have it better as there’s no shortage of cocks in 27513. Note that the first result when trying to locate such an item comes in the form of “Women In the Home Industry Today.” Such strange commentary on life, no?
February 12, 2005
• Posted in: Fun With Google
Fun with GoogleMaps!
OK… so you’re bored. Looking for something to do. I know, I’ll look on the new Google Maps feature and see what good things are around town. So of course, the first thing I look for is “Giant Boobies” and my zip code. Hmmm… I am definitely …
I can’t decide whether point D, F, or J is funnier on the “brothels” link…
Wrong studio, bastard!
“pussy 27513″ results in:
Kung Fu Inc (919) 834-0230
Doesn’t CF frequent that place occasionally?