I have a long list of things that, given a choice, I wouldn’t want to see in the enhanced resolution provided by high definition television. Steven Tyler is near the top. Eww! One of the few times that I’ve been glad I only have a 36″ HDTV. People with wall-sized sets probably vomited.
I of course missed the fabled breast shot in all of its “oh my goodness, there’s my boobie popping out completely unplanned but nipple carefully covered with stylish pastie” glory as I was putting the girl down. This is undoubtedly a good thing, though it may have offset the shambling horror that was Aerosmith’s frontman.
Probably not.
February 2, 2004
• Posted in: Technology
The wall-sized HDTV version of Stephen Tyler made me queasy, but I managed to hang in there– at least until the nipple flopped out. At least that finally disproved my theory that Janet and Michael Jackson might actually be the same person.
… or did it?
Yeah, Mikey’s tits are probably less wan.