… to be obsessed with a car? No, not the Imperial Smoothie Cruiser (inside joke… if you don’t know, don’t bother asking. It ain’t worth it :]), but a possible replacement. I’m not telling what it is just yet — “Javahead”:http://javahead.typepad.com/ knows, but he won’t tell — but damn. I get all giddy just thinking of the possibilities. One number just keeps rolling around in my head: 280HP. Schwing!
<wistfully> Some day. </wistfully>
Speaking of the Smoothie Cruiser, the hell-spawn now has an endearing infestation of ants. Yeah, it’s not bad enough that my house contains a veritable Sugar Ant Club Med, now they want to be chauffeured around to boot. “I say, old chap, sprinkle some of that powdered sugar back here for us, be a sport, eh?” I’m thinking I won’t so much trade in or private sell the rolling turd, I’m going to firebomb it and push it from a high, foreboding precipice. Or, as Ripley would say, “I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
4 Responses to “Is it wrong…”
DUDE….take it from me…2 door cars are NOT advised with the bambino. G35 coupe is sweet though. I’m eying the new Z car myself
glad you back from the highground.
psquared
I have to assume that no back seat is less than recommended for babies as well, eh Z-boy?
Yeah, I’d be in a Z in a heartbeat if the backseat necessity wasn’t there. As it is, I actually think the G35 Coupe (gee, thanks for letting the cat outta the bag, ya turd) has some sexiness over the Z. Call me sick.
DUDE!!! I just guessed that it was the G35. I thought to myself…’self..if I was Bald but Dashing ..what would I want that’s in my demographic (30ish IT geek who loves to wang chung all night) and the uber car of my generation (umm your generation as you’re older than me
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Actually I just channeled you’re caffinated friend.
Kiss the girls for me…
psquared
I was thinking it was the new Honda.
But the really ironic thing was that a guy in the neighborhood has got a G35 and Carey had just said to me: “you’d look good in one of those.”
Then I priced it.
I’m still paying for a 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited 4WD V8 (which is surprisingly fast for such a heavy vehicle) and a 2001 Eclipse GT. Don’t feel like an even bigger car payment. I’ll just have to get that after-market turbo for the GT and enjoy the 300 ponies it yields… <DROOL>