I just realized a saddening corollary to my “hamfisted Google boycott”:http://coldforged.org/archives/2003/05/26/google_not_in_my_blog.html. Search Of The Day! shall be no more. In that spirit, I will share with you the final, penultimate Search Of The Day! award winners for all searches that were just waiting in the queue for their moments in the limelight. Bear in mind, these are actual searches from actual human beings just like yourselves. Enjoy, that’s all we get. So here they are, in random order.
- window lickers
- boobfest games
- diabetic pictures
- how can i tell how pregnant my cat is
- pictures of old guys in wheelchairs
- mystique rebecca blue breasts
- my video petite girl
- how lion cut on cat [Ed. poor kitty! Those damned rednecks are at it again]
- who is a smacktard
- short bus window lickers [Ed. Thankfully, this turns out to be the name of a band.]
- what is a treehugger
- vin diesel showering pictures
- how to hand jobs
- wifes that give hand jobs
- hubby training
- manboob games
- how much weight a suction cup can hold
- wifes that like hand jobs [Ed. I see a pattern emerging!]
- my little panties
- preggy nude
- nhl goalie pregame ritual gnome
- i work at arbys
- elastic or pay or inconvenience or stringiest or slav [Ed. I fear the intent.]
- ben affleck diabetic
UPDATE! I just realized that Google ain’t the only game in town for searches! This doesn’t have to be the end! Especially when I just get, as I’m typing this, “pee sitting” from Yahoo search. Joy and happiness and abundance!
May 27, 2003
• Posted in: Blogging
CF…you are one sick papa. The little princess is sleeping thinking of you and mama and you’re typing “pee sitting” on Yahoo…sheesh… everyone knows it’s easier to pee sitting down