I just noticed something somewhat interesting. Google says that this site that you’re viewing is somewhat important in the grand scheme of things. Those of you with the Google Toolbar will see that, as of right this very second, this scintillating bit of verbiage you are reading is 2 out of 10 in “importance”, a stunningly ambiguous term if there ever was one.
In comparison, CNN is ranked as a 9 out of 10 in importance, or roughly a shitload more important than Mufasa down below. Google is of course the most important site in creation at 10 out of 10, meaning that God himself searches the information superhighway via Google’s convenient portal. It seems that Boners are only roughly 3 times as important as smacktards and George W. Bush himself is at least 40% more important than the Royal Family and Penny Arcade… though I’d probably perfer to read about Tycho and Gabe than who Prince Charles is boffing, but that’s just me. And, joy of joys, the Hurricanes are more important than the Redwings. Can I get an amen?
Pretty soon I see Google’s PageRank usurping the Degrees of Kevin Bacon as the measure of importance in this world. That can only be a good thing.



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