Oh, speaking of cats, check this happy crappy:
I would relate the story that was sent to me regarding how this occurred, but I don’t buy it. Suffice it to say that supposedly there was an accent differential between someone trying to say “line” and being understood as “lion” at precisely the wrong time. All I know is that cat is destined to shred a human. I wouldn’t sleep if I was in that house.
Here’s the odd part, as if another odd part was necessary. If this is true, then someone misunderstood and thought this person wanted to give their kitty a “lion” cut. Fine. Does this mean that there is a standard “lion” cut that cat groomers know about? There are people who want their animals to have this appearance? If so, I think we have to hunt these people down and shave their asses and provide a reverse mohawk to boot. Seems only fitting.
UPDATE: Mufasa is so popular, I figured I’d provide yet another glimpse of his glorious mane.
Actual names withheld to protect the imbecilic.
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“I wouldn’t sleep if I was in that house.”
I’m not in that house, but that second pic is going to haunt me in my sleep. You can actually see the thoughts of revenge physically manifested in that cat’s eyes. eek!
Is it so bad that I want to do this to my long hair tabby? He keeps getting knots in his fur because he is fat and lazy and doesn’t want to groom. I think this would be the perfect hair cut!
Problem is? I live in the hood… he goes outside daily. If I do this people will look at him like O_O and he might get kicked or something, right?
Shame my living situation can affect the thought of a clean shaved pussy!